okay done with the internet for tonight.
Some people are pretty stupid. →
someday you will be loved.
bleep-bloop: loljk, you’re going to die alone.
HEAR ME SING :) →
(via buildthemskywards) Wow, you have a beautiful voice, Alice. :3
Another one of those projects.
Why, you ask? … The fuck not? This time it’s a 30 day one instead of 10-day. I’ll probably forget one day, especially near the beginning of July when nothing else will matter. And I wrote this a few nights ago and put it in the queue but it didn’t post, so here it is now. Day 1 — Your Best Friend Oh hey, Luke, you’re sleeping right next to me and will be extremely...
I was raised to be polite, not sincere
vladddrakulya: bonerandclyde: so please don’t get all butt hurt I was raised that way and then I was like “that’s no fun.” so now I’m occasionally a dick, but a sincere one. lmao.
day 1, letter to an inanimate object that you...
alijahrose: dear cell phone, sometimes you just ring and go off at the worst most horrible times possible. it’s like you do it on purpose. one day, i’m going to get so upset. i will throw you as hard as i can, stomp on you, and then burn the rest of your crumbled up pieces. there will be a party and everything. stop being so effing annoying sometimes, and maybe i won’t do things. buuut, i...
alijahrose: i’m you know. sitting on the computer, trollin’ the inturwebz. and all i hear is “i like big butts and i do not lie, you otha bruthaz can’t deny.” so, i do a slow neck swoop thing ma bob, and all i see is tayler’s dad looking super concentrated/confused while looking at the computer. pure. win. Holy crap, Alijah wins at life.
German - English false friends 2
germanheit: False friend #2: German: hell = bright English: hell = die Hölle I lol every time.