April 2011
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"Real girls" have curves. "Real girls" don't have...
ryley-stbatman: epicwinsauce: paperbackhymn: organizationxiii: “Real girls” accept that it’s just the way they are.   “real girls?” you mean there are imaginary girls? Yeah, it’s the square root of one really negative girl Ah, got’cha, Ryley. Thanks. I had no idea they existed!
Apr. 1
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"Real girls" have curves. "Real girls" don't have...
paperbackhymn: organizationxiii: “Real girls” accept that it’s just the way they are.   “real girls?” you mean there are imaginary girls?
Apr. 1
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theplatonicspreekillers fragte: BITCH. ASS. NIGGA! That is hilarious. :) I wish I was there!
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formerlynotoriousbfg-deactivate fragte: I think that's another big part of the issue, people not being able to take a joke. I just don't give a care about anything ever and it works out perfectly for me.
ALSO I LEAD A DOMINIC APPRECIATION LIFE OK
Apr. 1
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Watching Archer on FX again
Syril: I need the money or else the IRS will get me!
Cheryl: How many Irish agencies are there?!
Apr. 1
girlfriend tells you she'll email you when she...
sit at the computer neglecting work reloading email for an hour, occasionally tumblring on the side
Apr. 1
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I hate when I post something extremely sarcastic but funny in someone’s ask box but get no reaction. I’m like “oh shit did I like insult her [because most tumblrers are female, might as well start with she/her] or did she actually think it’s funny or taken out of context or something, OH THE SUSPENSE!!!”
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]]>mashameansmarie hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: anyone who reads is going to look down on me for saying this It’s considered a bad book? I just thought it was confusing xD Really? Speaker for the Dead (the sequel of Ender’s series) was confusing. Xenocide (after SftD) was even more confusing. XD But yeah apparently it has a stigma on it for some reason. like my sister accuses it...
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Reblog if you want "What's your favorite... ?"...
alittle-cheerio:
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Tomorrow is April Fools Day and it falls on a...
somelikeith0tt: Fun Fun Fun Fun. its also, and more importantly, the weasley twins birthday. I’m glad it’s a Friday, that lowers the probability that I’ll need to become more neurotic in response to any possible tricks that may or may not happen to me in any of the parallel universes that exist under quantum mechanical theory~
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ryley-stbatman:  forgornifrey replied to your post: I’m Bach from dinner YOU ARE SO PUNNY CAN YOU TAKE THE PUNISHMENT? oh. my. god. Ryley.
Apr. 1
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anyone who reads is going to look down on me for...
Alfons Heck, a boy who grew up in Nazi Germany and was a part of the Hitler Youth and the Luftwaffe, totally lived the life of Ender from Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card. Totally.
Apr. 1
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März 2011
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I want to sleep, I need a nap,
But I’ve slacked off too much for that.
März 31
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How fucked is your hearing? →
kherpalazzo: yodawgnice: allthedanesindenmark: octopus-parade: 12-pack: idiggiantrobots: imsearchmanok: mejjers: ratboigles: halfahenry: 16 is the highest mine went. OOPS!!! I could barely hear 15. I COULD HEAR UP TO 19 BUT THAT HURT HELLA I can’t hear 14 and up lol I could hear up to 16. Ow. 18 for me, then nothing at all. :c 21 for me uguu in my right ear...
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An amusing part of this book:
[Uncle] Franz was the typical gregarious Rhinelander who believed it was unnatural for a man not to get drunk occasionally. [Uncle] Gustav was that rarity among the men of Wittlich: he neither smoked nor drank. He was so tight with his money that he lost his girlfriend Gertrude to a fast-talking, free-spending sergeant of the 105th Infantry, or so Franz claimed. That humiliation and pain led to...
März 31
Dominic blog recommendation time:
Since it’s a bustling time of the day for tumblr, let me just say that if you are not following George @fecundityisntanissue, then you are missing out on a lot of hilarity. George is hilarious. If that’s not enough incentive, I don’t know what is.
März 31
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Interesting thought.
vernongemma: epicwinsauce: Most of the friends I have on here and I don’t really share common interests. Most people I communicate with share only a sense of humor with me. My friends may have common interests with others whom I consider friend, but I don’t with them. I just think it’s weird since you would think friends are formed by finding common interests, but it’s not necessarily the...
März 31
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spacew0lf hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Interesting thought. can I have that clock now…
März 31
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Interesting thought.
Most of the friends I have on here and I don’t really share common interests. Most people I communicate with share only a sense of humor with me. My friends may have common interests with others whom I consider friend, but I don’t with them. I just think it’s weird since you would think friends are formed by finding common interests, but it’s not necessarily the case, me...
März 31
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Anhörenandoutcamethewolves: Here In Your Arms |...
März 31
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theplatonicspreekillers fragte: We can't have nice things because I always eat them! I'm sorry, okay?! I have a problem. ._.
I will give you my friendship as compensation :) Because you love me and accept me, despite my condition!
(I look at it more as a disease than an addiction)
((That rhymed))
März 31
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theplatonicspreekillers fragte: Your food? Funny story, I ate it.
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]]>fecundityisntanissue hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: ]]>fecundityisntanissue hat auf deinen Eintrag… IT WAS! i feel like a waiter with a bunch of plates with those shiny metal things over them and i take them off dramatically to reveal more and more awesomeness. not that that really makes sense, but then again, when do feelings ever? I don’t know, but that would...
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]]>fecundityisntanissue hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: I have 102 whole followers. I have no idea why everyone doesn’t follow me, i’m fucking hilarious. But seriously, thanks! :D That kind of means a lot. P.S. you were like one of the first people i followed back in my “i’m just on tumblr to look at funny things” phase. now i’m in my “i’m just on tumblr to loook at funny things and...
März 31
yalltube fragte: I have 102 whole followers.
I have no idea why everyone doesn't follow me, i'm fucking hilarious.
But seriously, thanks! :D
That kind of means a lot.
P.S. you were like one of the first people i followed back in my "i'm just on tumblr to look at funny things" phase.
now i'm in my "i'm just on tumblr to loook at funny...
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This is amazing! →
agreed!
März 31
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how did I fit 130 words into two sentences?
März 31
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theplatonicspreekillers fragte: how much percent would that be though? O.o i can't figure it out. i don't have a math class this year. aha
März 31
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e-pic fragte: l o l, I appreciate that. :P
März 31
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ok time to take care of some fucking business
going to bullshit stuff about affirmative action because I really know next to nothing about the thing and make up reasons why I’m structurally and individually an upper-middle class American and pretty much B.S. this whole paper.
März 31
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