August 2011
der Hai (pl. -e) German word for shark
hence I will greet everyone with the word “hai”
1 Tag
NUTSY BOLTS, DO IT UP →
1 Tag
2 Tags
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
gurry:
quicksummary:
Holden Caulfield is a rich white kid with rich white kid problems, so he runs away. He ALMOST has sex with a prostitute. He calls his girlfriend a pain in the ass, a great literary example of irony as Holden is literature’s biggest pain in the ass. He takes his sister Phoebe to the zoo. It rains. Holden is a grown up now.
HOOORAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Holy fuck that’s...
1 Tag
I went to the cemetery again. I took some photos...
abovethedarksky:
The Gatehouse in the fall:
The Gatehouse today:
The Crosses in the fall:
The crosses today:
I didn’t take a photo of this again today, but I do like the photo.
Juli 2011
trivition hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: You can’t. The Moon has its Invasion base ready? O.o
Yes we are! ^^ You should look at my recent posts ;-)
I actually just saw them after I posted that.
… Still, though. We shall take the moon from them. XD
2 Tags
Reblog if you have never seen a pregnant Chinese...
thehobbitshavethephonebox:
i-aint-bovvered:
caseydoll:
district-nineandthreequarters:
lolloki:
rose-sand:
ride-on-anything-iero:
ohgerd:
suckmyladydick:
tiamoancoraoggi:
biblicalsense:
Omg
o_o
Asians lay eggs. Didn’t you know that?
…why is this surprising? I don’t keep track of what types of pregnant ladies I see on the day to...
trivition fragte: You can't. The Moon has its Invasion base ready? O.o
2 Tags
Everyone on tumblr is always packing.
gurry:
Are you all going to like the moon for a meetup or something? ; o;
greatest idea ever
or
greatest idea ever?
3 Tags
ohneleidenkeinschaffen.
juleslaverne:
So viel zur Leidenschaft. (insp. von epicwinsauce)
1 Tag
2 Tags
1 Tag
You know what other type of historical video game...
Vassili Zeitsev.
One probably exists, though. That’s more probable to exist.
After all, there’s a movie. Lulz.
3 Tags
we should teach history through video games.
I want to play an Otto von Bismarck video game. It’d be like a predetermined game of Risk.
1 Tag
2 Tags
that awkward moment when your facebook is set to...
1 Tag
I can't find a good picture of a shark I want to...
try putting “great white shark” and “blood” in google
3 Tags
thehobbitshavethephonebox hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Why do you like sharks so much? I’m just curious, I don’t want that to come off
*sings* I’M ON A BOAT.
TAKE YET ANOTHER GANDER, ONE OF INCESTUOUS OEDIPAL ACTIONS, I AM CURRENTLY SET ATOP A VESSEL OF THE SEAS.
4 Tags
2 Tags
glamydia:
if you flirt with me and are ugly i’m going to tell all of my friends that you’re creepy
just a heads up
I feel like everyone does this.
I've seen a lot of people bitch about how...
savage-gentleman:
elitefourabby:
…Um, Hawaii?
Edit: And there’s no way in fuck I’m staying up til 7 to see.
I’ll wait til October, if I even give a shit by then. There’s more to fucking life than Harry Potter.
^ So much agree.
I haven’t even figured out what Pottermore is. Everyone says it’s coming, but nobody will say what it is. XD
1 Tag
2 Tags
so in the course of advertising shark week profile...
I’ve gotten more girlfriends of my friends to like my advertisements on their walls than actual friends.
oh.
spacew0lf hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: my dog is yipping, and I can hear him from here.
feed him to a shark
ONE DAY…
my dog is yipping, and I can hear him from here.
And I thought he was barking outside and I could barely hear him, wanting to be let in.
So I go outside and I’m like, “Bob? You there bud?” but nothin’. Didn’t even hear the yipping anymore.
So I came back in and went downstairs and then I heard the yipping closer.
I found him right at the end of the couch on the floor.
He’s asleep. Yipping in his dreams.
...
2 Tags
1 Tag
spacew0lf:
vegetable is a funny word
vegetable
vegetable
vegetable
vegetable
vegetable
Vegeta-ble!!!
1 Tag
einschoenesleben fragte: Why do you like sharks so much? I'm just curious, I don't want that to come off as bitchy or something, ahahah.
1 Tag
4 Tags
maxywaxychicken:
how awkward is it to be driving while you have a dude on a bicycle in front of you
IT’S LIKE HAVING THEIR LIFE ON THE TIPS OF YOUR FINGERS
3 Tags
1 Tag
