April 2012
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and it’s the weekend so I think that means it’s bedtime for me
g’night~
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vocaroo:
there’s always that one weird kid in every class that nobody wants to talk to and is obsessed with horses or something
if there isn’t one
you’re it
fuck
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danshura:
i heard when you die and go to hell youre put into a room full of homestuck fans and you cant get out
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tahdah, done reading Darnton!
now to start on the NEXT thing to read…!!!
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März 2012
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When people say that you can tell if a snake is...
thehobbitshavethephonebox:
Only vipers, a small fraction of the world’s venomous snakes, have the characteristic “cat eyes” to which you refer. Yes, copperheads and rattlesnakes do, and those are the most common in the US, but coral snakes have round pupils, as do cobras, tree snakes, taipans, and water snakes, as well as many others.
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fuck, this chapter on the French Revolution thing I have to read has a section of “libelle pornography” in it and I have to read it
what the fuck, Darnton, why would you do this to us
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mango and passion fruit (via text)
Me: I found at the store this mango and passion fruit juice and it is amazing. That's all, have a nice day~
Keila: I hate mango! Lmao
Me: Whaat? "I hate mango?" no no no this is a bad sentence it should read "I love mango" because you can't just hate mango, what does that even MEAN?!?
Me: Man, you call ME crazy, but YOU are the one who is crazy!
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Fun fact about Sir Isaac Newton:
When he was first born on Christmas day, he was so tiny that his parents’ maid thought he wasn’t going to survive the night, so she excused herself off to go grab some type of drink for his health and secretly expected to return the next day to a dead baby.
But as we know, he didn’t. Actually he lived a little more than 3 times as many years as she did.
BAZINGA, BITCH.
since1938:
the bible has the worst fandom ever
they can’t really help it
a lot of established canon from season one was totally ignored in season two
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beellette:
dad just said “there should be a netflix for books”
five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
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moreawkwardpirouettes:
So last night I was recording myself doing music things and then I forgot to stop the video so I now have a video of myself listening to A Silver Mt. Zion at 1am
I can’t post the video because it’s incredibly embarrassing but here are some snapshots which are only slightly less embarrassing
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a hilarious joke
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
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Others probably sought refuge in similar fantasies. Marat dreamed of being whisked away to preside over an academy of sciences in Madrid. Both he and Carra found solace in imagining that they had outstripped Newton, desp—
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HERE.
“OUTSTRIPPED NEWTON?”
get the fuck out.
get
the fuck
out
you silly pretentious Parisian writers
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PLEASE i am so bored →
algebraicsmile:
horrorwine:
stylishgeek:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big...
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about Fabre d’Eglatine:
“[He is a] poor poet, who drags about in shame and destitution; he is despised everywhere; among men of letters he is considered an execrable subject”
shit, police and Grub Street, could you have been any harsher about describing a guy already suffering because he moved from his home to try to make a living in an institution that couldn’t support...
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of course then I still have 34 pages of McMahon to read
and then 8-10 pages to write
I HAVE TO SOLVE THE FRENCH REVOLUTION BY THIS THURSDAY
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page 28 of 40
12 more pages to go
aw yiss
Darnton, your work is my bitch
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time for beddy bye
g’night yo’!
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"The Most Insane Letter Ever Written by a Child to... →
amount of things you will regret after reading this: 1
and that is that this child is not yours.
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
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wunderbar2:
jesus deleted and remade before it was cool
littlebirdandherhound fragte: Johanna, shes one bad ass bitch.
yoodle-noodle fragte: Wiress!
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Put a Hunger Games character in my ask! →
necromorpheatsgirl:
girlwhowasonfire:
Katniss - Someone you would die for.
Peeta - Your favorite thing to bake/cook.
Gale - Something you believe in strongly.
Haymitch - A time when you were the most drunk.
Effie - If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?
Prim - Something you’d like to accomplish before you die.
Cinna - Your favorite piece of clothing/makeup.
President...
buttsexington fragte: you follow tobi and thus my life goal is complete
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teacher: *erases board*
teacher: *leaves one spot*
me: seriously why did you even become an educator
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farisbueller:
felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
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going to the river for a while to see if I can figure out my mind.
A friend asked me to put some common fallacies in...
themurderofcrows:
Anchoring- ‘When I’ve had cabbage on food before, it always tasted good. Therefore, if I always get food with cabbage on it, it will always taste good.’
Gambler’s Fallacy- ‘Every time I’ve bought a cabbage, it’s always been fresh. So the next cabbage I bought will HAVE to be a bad cabbage, even though the chance of getting a fresh or bad cabbage is 50/50.’
Reactivity - ‘I...
