Die Zeit heilt nicht die Wunden.

[Of course, factions immediately sprang up in favor of ‘~*~sTaR tReK iNtO dArKnEsS~*~’, ‘xX_StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNess_Xx’, and ‘Star Trek lnto Darkness’ (that’s a lowercase ‘L’).]

[That’s a gneiss butte.]

Mmm…

[1. Nf3 … ↘↘↘  2. Nc3 … ↘↘↘  0-1]

The dark side of XKCD…

[Hey, man, the 1670s called. They were like ‘Wherefore this demonic inſtrument? By what ſorcery does it produce ſuch ſounds?]

[During the second semester, the path is briefly routed through the dishwasher.]

[Revised directive: It is forbidden for you to interfere with human history until you’ve at least taken a class on it.]

[Aaron Sorkin has been tapped to write the TV movie about the aging prince’s eventual election to Pat Toomey’s Senate seat, currently titled either ‘FRESHman Senator’ or ‘Mr. Smith Goes to Washington’.]

[Saying ‘what kind of an idiot doesn’t know about the Yellowstone supervolcano’ is so much more boring than telling someone about the Yellowstone supervolcano for the first time.]

Randall Munroe, you are the biggest troll known to man.

[Note that this implies you should NOT honk solely because I stopped for a pedestrian and you’re behind me.]

I sometimes use the word iff, not so much because I love formal logic but because I want to see if someone corrects me just so I can school them…