Die Zeit heilt nicht die Wunden.

"Das Wesen der Schönheit sei die Harmonie zwischen sinnlichen Trieb und dem Gesetz der Vernunft." -Friedrich Schiller (1759-1805).
Das Eisen und Blut in meinem Herzen
Songs of the Silent
Domanda Comics
Modern English Motherfucker

Einträge getaggt mit rofl

Juni 1

GEMMA

tricerachops:

epicwinsauce:

ok so imagine this situation.

you’re on a hill and your buddy is down below.

you are holding a sedimentary rock and you wish to hit your buddy with it.

at what angle must you throw it?

how hard do you have to throw it?

how much does wind resistance hinder its movement?

THE ANSWER? MATH.

I just successfully combined math, physics, and geology. You’re welcome.

BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY I NEED EQUATIONS FOR THAT SHIT

MY NATURAL HAND EYE CO-ORDINATION

AND MY ODD-LONG-DISTANCE ABILITY THROWING DOES THE JOB JUST FINE

BUT MATH D:


Mai 5
lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

(via vetfortheinsane)


Apr. 28
zzzj:

exhilarationisthebestdrug:

phantom-erection:

clitmonsterbbygrl:

omg bjork twerking!!!~!`1

I think when björk does it, it’s called bjërking.

whatever it is called, I have a boner

i’ve got a bjöner

zzzj:

exhilarationisthebestdrug:

phantom-erection:

clitmonsterbbygrl:

omg bjork twerking!!!~!`1

I think when björk does it, it’s called bjërking.

whatever it is called, I have a boner

i’ve got a bjöner

(via gunsintheground)


Apr. 27
omgploxcoolimontumblr:

last one i swear.

omgploxcoolimontumblr:

last one i swear.

(via failship)


Apr. 21
euclase:

Colby the Flemish Giant (by Anomieus)

euclase:

Colby the Flemish Giant (by Anomieus)

(via wenchantilles)


Apr. 14
lowcaloriemolly:

th3skinny:lilblonderunnergirl:


hey boo~



how did I just now see this this is beautiful

lowcaloriemolly:

th3skinny:lilblonderunnergirl:

hey boo~

how did I just now see this this is beautiful

(via readysetbreathe)


Apr. 3
abakkus:

emifail:

delirious-bugnasty:

I WAS FRIGHTENEDLEGITIMATELY 

OGNSFHGSJFJSDFIJ ASHELY

thats it
i’m done
take my life away, i can’t anymore

abakkus:

emifail:

delirious-bugnasty:

I WAS FRIGHTENED
LEGITIMATELY 

OGNSFHGSJFJSDFIJ ASHELY

thats it

i’m done

take my life away, i can’t anymore


Apr. 2
  • Malory: Lana, you go straight to Moscow.
  • Lana: Undercover?
  • Malory: Of course undercover.
  • Lana: As what? Russia's only black woman?

Apr. 1
stephaniemiranda:

You can….. Sleep with me every night and do a little baby makin’

Y’ain’t gettin’ very far with that kind of primitive grammar structures, buddy…

stephaniemiranda:

You can….. Sleep with me every night and do a little baby makin’

Y’ain’t gettin’ very far with that kind of primitive grammar structures, buddy…


März 30

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